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Welcome to the strange and scary forest of the future! I am your tour guide, Uncle Sam, and this is my buddy GOP. Yes, I do realize that he is an elephant! Now, for all of those of you who don’t know his name, spelled G-O-P, stands for “Grand Ol’ Party!†....

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.... in recent times, plaguing the nation. First thing that you’ll notice is a large growth of unnecessary government spending. According to the U.S. Census Bureau, our national debt has now reached over $5.5 trillion, is increasing at a rate of nearly a billion dollars a day, and has gone up over 1.5 trillion just since Clinton took office. This works out to each citizen owing nearly $25,000 a piece! Where is all of this money going to? Well, that’s the next attraction on our trip… Welcome to the deep and dreadful maze of unnecessary government spending. Here we find such things as money wasted on everything from almost $1.5 billion given to ....