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Here's a little story to imagine: you've planned everything to make your life perfect-a well-paid job, a loving wife, and two adorable children. As you retire early, and move to your new home, you can't help but feel a warm breeze of contentment as you're cruising ....

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.... it's not funny. For example: 7-11? Once an American dream, before the Illegal Aliens came into the picture! Conceive that you walk wearily into a 7-11, yearning for a large Pepsi, filled with ice, and brimming with tiny bubbles popping at the surface. . . But no!! the cashier can only say, "Thank you, come again" in a bad accent. You've probably also taken an extensive trip once or twice along a barren interstate. But before leaving, you want to make sure your family doesn't starve on the journey. So you drive through at McDonalds, and order 2 big macs with cheese, 2 quarter pounders with cheese, 2 cheeseburgers with cheese, a couple large cokes, a ....